#fakenails #spiderwebs #imsocute
wait pterodactyls are dinosaurs arent they??
I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW
it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit
GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL
WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON
Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.
No, you’re not a bad person for being asexual.
Noone can be a bad person for having or not having a libido.
-The Non-Binary One
(Just to add on)
You are NOT wrong for not wanting sex
You are NOT wrong for wanting sex
You are NOT wrong for wanting to wait
You are NOT wrong for always wanting it
You are NOT wrong for wanting it in certain ways (i.e. fetishes/kinks/fantasies)
You are NOT wrong for wanting it to be more ‘traditional’
You are NOT wrong for who you want to have sex with
You are NOTwrong for who you DON’T want to have sex with
The only things you CAN be wrong for is FORCING someone to have sex with you, forcing them to do something they don’t want to do, forcing them to have sex with someone else, forcing them to watch sexual acts, and so on where you are forcing someone to do something they don’t want to to do.
(I left out some ‘you are not wrongs’, but I think my point has been made)
"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER