My name is Lauren. i'm 21 but i look like i'm 14. i like good music, cute people, tattoos, creepy things, and originality. i also like simon pegg a lot. and i think i am the funniest person on earth.

buckyismyhero:

Brian Fallon could literally sing the phone book and it would sound like every one of those names belonged to someone who broke his heart.

(via joeldavidgus)

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#fakenails #spiderwebs #imsocute

#fakenails #spiderwebs #imsocute

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People will always be running. They’re either running from something or towards someone

(Source: walkerswhowalk, via the-walking-dead-art)

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marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

wait pterodactyls are dinosaurs arent they??

(Source: spookiesbacktotheimpala, via joeldavidgus)

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Anonymous asked: Is it bad that all I'm getting from all the "sex is important" crap that's been showing up on this blog lately is that I'm a bad person for being asexual? because that's what I'm getting from it.


Answer:

skull-locks:

ughsocialjustice:

No, you’re not a bad person for being asexual. 

Noone can be a bad person for having or not having a libido.

-The Non-Binary One

(Just to add on)

You are NOT wrong for not wanting sex

You are NOT wrong for wanting sex

You are NOT wrong for wanting to wait

You are NOT wrong for always wanting it

You are NOT wrong for wanting it in certain ways (i.e. fetishes/kinks/fantasies)

You are NOT wrong for wanting it to be more ‘traditional’

You are NOT wrong for who you want to have sex with

You are NOTwrong for who you DON’T want to have sex with

The only things you CAN be wrong for is FORCING someone to have sex with you, forcing them to do something they don’t want to do, forcing them to have sex with someone else, forcing them to watch sexual acts, and so on where you are forcing someone to do something they don’t want to to do.

(I left out some ‘you are not wrongs’, but I think my point has been made)

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"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

(Source: benkaling, via cumberpegg)

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2 days ago

dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

image

IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

(via pumpkinstumps)

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2 days ago
skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

skelezor:

lesmiserablesislife:

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2006

the first wave must have been unsuccessful

(via joeldavidgus)

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3 days ago

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via fastfingerslim)

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