My name is Lauren. i'm 21 but i look like i'm 14. i like good music, cute people, tattoos, creepy things, and originality. i also like simon pegg a lot. and i think i am the funniest person on earth.
glasstowersofalicante:

Newest Dec 10th (still healing)
Favorite movie

glasstowersofalicante:

Newest Dec 10th (still healing)

Favorite movie

(via thightattoos)

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queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

(via queenofmanatees)

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me talking to little kids:oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
me talking to older people:I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
me talking to people my age:well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
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pondi-pond:


ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

pondi-pond:

ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli

(via earthdad)

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8 hours ago

kittening:

i truly dont care why orlando bloom punched justin bieber i’m just glad it happened. someone had to do it eventually

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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8 hours ago
weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

(Source: tkr, via serenitys-friend)

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8 hours ago

kingofbastille:

ohhhhh look at me i’m a straight teenage boy and i feel the need to jump and touch the doorframe every time I walk through it

(via seysz)

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8 hours ago

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via crystallized-teardrops)

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9 hours ago

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

image

(via the-crazyawkwardlife)

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9 hours ago

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via boss-browbabe)

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9 hours ago
pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

pecancat:

I drew this skeleton on one of the tablets at Best Buy and I made it the wallpaper

(via thatcadmusguy)

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9 hours ago

y0ungv0lcanoes:

i downloaded that fucking kim kardashian game as a joke and now im fucking addicted to it: a novel by me

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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9 hours ago

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

(via pizza)

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