My name is Lauren. i'm 21 but i look like i'm 14. i like good music, cute people, tattoos, creepy things, and originality. i also like simon pegg a lot. and i think i am the funniest person on earth.

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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hypnomaniac:

i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

(Source: youaremynirvana, via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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@MariTheTNF (via actias)

(Source: gwydionmisha, via smellzliketeenbullshit)

"Shemale" is a term used to erase and invalidate a trans woman’s identity as a female or fetishize us. It’s not funny. Words like "tranny" and "shemale" are not funny or cute. They’re cruel and derisive. You’re no trans ally if you use them. "Trap" is a word created to imply that trans women are deceiving men for sex. It propagates the fear that gets us murdered. Trans people asking folks to stop using "tranny" isn’t censorship/word-policing. We’re just asking to not be verbally bashed.
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acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

(via pallescere)

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17 hours ago

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via smellzliketeenbullshit)

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18 hours ago

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via columbiahorror)

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18 hours ago

daemontool:

me: babe grab my boob

bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)

me: see you in court asshole

(via i-suck-dick)

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